Gill Richards

14 September 2004 15:59

Sounds great, just the job.
 
Is it part of the record that you have to be fully submerged as well, or just drum under water, cos then you could drum for ever and not die.
 
The fact that less and less people are having their children christened. Children are put on this earth to annoy the likes of you and I.
 
I see the RT was found; in their favourite watering hole. Interesting that they seemed to go there to get away from you, but surely that's not the best place as you are to be found there your self when you was to escape jelly - lime and raspberry in your case.
 
ps i see Helling was putting on a brave face about the departure of Windywallow

Vile Jelly

14 September 2004 16:26

Glad you approve, I've been doing it for years without official permission until now.
 
Unless the basking sharks get peed off by all the subsonic noise and decide to give up being vegetarians. I think the dolphins are already carnivorous although they seem not yet to have got a taste for succulent, tasty and nutritious human flesh judging from the way they just frolicked with the surfers on Porthmeor recently.
 
And they succeed, the small conceived-out-of-wedlocks!
 
Pah! They know that I spend most of my time in the dungeons of t'Castle and therefore they can get away with flagrant debauchery on a regular basis. They'd have probably been chucked out by now if it wasn't for the fact that the predators among them are keeping the em infestations down. I think they are the modern incarnations of the olde St. Ives Fisherpeeps' cats.
 
Yes, but on reflection I think it might have been the same sort of brave face that Crazy Horse put on just before he rushed off to an urgent engagement with the US(eless) Cavalry at the Little Bighorn!
 
But ... see the next communiqué ...

Vile Jelly

16 September 2004 11:23

good job it's not illegal then.
 
cool. I never see them when i come down, or the seals. i reckon it's a myth set about by you (pseudo)locals to get us going.
 
ok, how do the RT keep the ems down? cuddly peeps usually attract people.
 
tru
 
i am composting my reply....

Vile Jelly

16 September 2004 13:14

It's not? Bugger! There goes my 'gangsta' image.
 
Yes, you're right ..... but of course that would mean that the dolphins would be swimming around in pseudo-pods. Spounds like a load of tentacles to me! Actually, I never see them either but there was a piccy of them nibbling at the surfers on Porthmeor last week so it must be true (or trick photography).
 
Well, Orm constricts them, the Sonics spike them, the Shauns (as previously established) are vicious killer sheep and Flat Eric ..... well, you must have seen the Auto Trader ad! Anyway, as you say, cuddly peeps attract people and we know ems aren't people, therefore the RT don't attract ems. QED.
 
Natch.
 
Well, he has supplied you with plenty of manure to make a good mulch. We await your fermenting fulmination with eyes wide (and noses pegged!).

Gill Richards

16 September 2004 14:39

yeah, cos it was so good, stripy jumpers and soft toys....
 
they wouldn't be pseudo pods because they've been there for ever (apparently) and so can be classed as real locals. They shouldn't nibble at the surfers, they don't know what they might catch.(for some reason psuedo pods brought to mind speedos and i now have the image of dolphins in swimming trunks in my mind!)
 
RSVP i hope you got to see some of the fee from that advert. could explain why they've been spending so much time in the sloop.
 
Could we put his head by the wheel of his landie and drive over it a few times, i'm sure no-one would mind.

Vile Jelly

17 September 2004 10:10

That's my 'street' image. Admittedly I copied it from the streets of Trumpton ...
 
True. It's usually the seals that nibble the surfers (thus proving the theory that the dolphins are the most intelligent species on the planet).
 
FE is currently charging a pint for an autograph and doing a roaring trade. Of course, after a few hours of this ..... well, that probably explains why famous people's autographs are always illegible scrawls.

Gill Richards

17 September 2004 14:41

n'aw, always knew you were a bit of a softie.
 
knowing a couple of surfers, they could do with a little nibble..
 
good for him, at least you don't have to buy his beer for him. too much beer and rsi!!!

Vile Jelly

19 September 2004 16:06

Actually, Trumpton is really 'street' compared to ..... well, Camberwick Green and Chigley!
 
That's why they keep their nibbly bits well-covered in their wetsuits.
 
True but I had to fork out for the rest of the RT as they insisted they had to go as well to be his bodyguards. Well, his hand-guards to be precise. FE has 'monster munch' hands and so lives in fear of people seeking something to nibble.

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