Slow News Week
Sorry, folks, but it's the truth.
Not much worth reporting other than the early exchanges of fire over the 'Rape of Porthmeor' and proto-attempts to clamp down on the excesses of New Year's Eve.
But they are just local issues which you won't be interested in.
Never mind, if you fancy a chortle we can only recommend that you retire to this week's e-mails.
Especially, Hamada Horror. One of the all-time great SSI e-mail exchanges. I still don't know whether to laugh or cry!
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