23 August 2002

Moved To Tears (Part 3)

Just when you think that things can't possibly get any worse you are almost guaranteed that they will!

Our leading reporter, Sonic, has been hog-napped by a 6 year old terrorist. The Soup Dragon is currently trying to negotiate a peaceful resolution while Orm is so desperate he is considering the extreme (and frankly improbable) option of an armed response. Meanwhile, the rest of the Reporting Team have been moved to various safe houses for fear of further terrorist strikes.

We hope to bring you more news when we have someone available to bring the news to you!

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