31 October 2003

Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid!

Hello, human beans, it is us, the Reporting Team.

No news will be promulgated this week due to the unfortunate fact that, on this day when the forces of evil walk the earth, it is inevitably Vile Jelly's burpday.

We intend to take cover in any available drinking establishment and suggest that you do likewise.

In the meantime, we suggest that you entertain yourselves with the new Are You An Emmet test.

Oh bugger, here he comes now. Remember, if he asks you haven't seen us!

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