As well as being able to perform on XXL-size instruments, Miranda is also a talented vocalist with an uncanny ability to perform the girly vocal parts of the songs that Steve and Phil for some reason never quite managed to master. Her place in the Show of Hands pantheon was secured when she beat both the boys and all the audiences in the recent ‘Last One Standing In The Room Only’ tour-cum-drinking-contest!
Now, we have consulted with everyone whose opinion counts
(i.e. Vile Jelly, Big Mac and Helling) and it has been unanimously agreed and
decreed that Miranda is our 'weapon of choice' when it comes to hammering out
the SoH classics. We have, therefore, unilaterally declared her to be a full
member of Show of Hands despite what it says on the labels. All we ask in return
for this is that she has a crack at Bonnie Light Horseman 'cause it's a fav
..... and someone had better record the performance when she does.
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