Just to try and give the impression that someone actually pays attention to my deranged diatribes, below are some selected lowlights of the e-mails that people have bothered sending me!
If you've got anything funny or abusive (or, ideally, both) use the hyperlinks to bung me an e-mail. All cunning plans and ideas also gratefully received.
[Where appropriate editorial notes and/or comments have been inserted by the reporting team (see Personal Inflammation), E&OE].
|I (thatís me) own the copyright in all the content of this site (except where otherwise acknowledged). You can read it, download it, transmit it and reproduce it only for your own personal use. You are not allowed to bugger about with it. If your computer explodes as a result of accessing this site and its contents, itís nothing to do with me, mate! Copyright Vile Jelly Publications 2001-2009. All rights (and some wrongs) reserved.